Being married… is like being at the beach, okay? You put up with all of this shit that is totally unacceptable in any other situation, except that, “hey, we’re at the beach!” You know, it’s like you’re shivering in your shorts in fifty-degree weather, but, “hey, we’re at the beach.” The truth is, some beaches suck. Some beaches are bad, and I know you can’t really see this because you’re still living at the beach. But I left…I can’t go back to the beach, man.
—The League; Uhlex and I discussing metaphorical beaches on literal beaches
